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  • Pubes Not Boobs Embroidered Handkerchief

    Pubes Not Boobs Embroidered Handkerchief

    Looking for a funny bridal hankie, then you’ve found the perfect one!

    Pubes Not Boobs Embroidered Handkerchief – this refers to wear the bride should hold her bouquet…. by her pubes not her boobs! Have it embroidered with blue with a blue flower and it’s the brides Something Blue too!

    The perfect gift for the bride who already has everything!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
    They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Pubes Not Boobs embroidered in a matching thread colour.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.

    £12.00£16.00 Select options
  • Queen Of Everything Embroidered Handkerchief

    Queen Of Everything Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
    They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Queen Of F*cking Everything embroidered in a matching thread colour.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Rudolph the red nose bellend gift ! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    Need a cheeky, funny, rude and sweary gift for your husband, Dad, brother, friend or rude secret Santa gift for Christmas! Then you may have found the perfect gift!

    Rudolph the red nose bellend gift ! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides & grooms – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Santa knows you’re a gift ! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    Need a cheeky, funny, rude and sweary gift for your husband, Dad, brother, friend or rude secret Santa gift for Christmas! Then you may have found the perfect gift!

    Santa knows you’re a c*nt gift ! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides & grooms – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Santas hankie – for the man who only comes once a year ! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    Need a cheeky, funny, rude and sweary gift for your husband, Dad, brother, friend or rude secret Santa gift for Christmas! Then you may have found the perfect gift!

    Santas hankie – for the man who only comes once a year ! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides & grooms – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Shitty Secret Santa ! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    Need a cheeky, funny, rude and sweary gift for your husband, Dad, brother, friend or rude secret Santa gift for Christmas! Then you may have found the perfect gift!

    Shitty Secret Santa ! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides & grooms – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Slu Hankie

    Slut Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
    They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have #B*tch embroidered in a matching thread colour.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Snivelling C*unt! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    Snivelling C*unt! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for the person who already has everything and has a love for the C word!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Snot Happens! Hankie

    Snot Happens! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for the person who already has everything!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Snotty Embroidered Handkerchief

    Snotty Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
    They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Snotty B*tch embroidered in a matching thread colour.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • ST head – Embroidered Handkerchief

    Sh*thead – Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for the person who already has everything!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Stop Picking Your Nose – Embroidered Handkerchief

    Stop Picking Your F*cking Nose – Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for the person who loves picking their nose and needs a kick up the bum to change their habits!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options