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  • Stop Picking Your Nose – Embroidered Handkerchief

    Stop Picking Your Nose – Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for the person who needs a push in the right direction to change habits!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Thunderc*nt Embroidered Handkerchief

    Thunderc*nt Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
    They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Thunderc*nt embroidered in a matching thread colour.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Tinsel Tits! Handkerchief

    Need a cheeky, funny, rude and sweary gift for your best friend, wife or secret Santa for your sister, or work colleague! Then you may have found the perfect gift Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect funny & sweary gift for Your Best Friend – Tinsel Tits! Handkerchief

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
    They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Keep Your Sh*t Together embroidered in a matching thread colour.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • To my gorgeous groom to be! Embroidered Handkerchief

    Need a cute gift for groom for the morning of your wedding? To my gorgeous groom to be! Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect wedding gift the groom with a great sense of humour!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • To my Groom to Be – You’re a Lucky! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    Need a cheeky, funny, rude and sweary gift for your groom on the morning of your wedding, letting him know how lucky he is to married you, then you have found the perfect present!

    To my Groom to Be – You’ve a Lucky B*stard! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for your groom on the morning of your wedding, a sure thing to make him smile and look forward to being your husband!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides & grooms – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Treat Yourself, Have A W*nk – Embroidered Handkerchief

    Treat Yourself, Have A W*nk – Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for the person who needs a w*nky wipe!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, and boyfriends – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Twnt – Embroidered Handkerchief

    Tw*nt – Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for the person who already has everything!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Uncle Hankie

    Uncle Knobhead Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for your uncle who is a bit of a knobhead!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make the idea gift for an uncle with a brilliant sense of humour!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Wan Hanky Embroidered Handkerchief

    W*nky Hanky – Embroidered Handkerchief – a funny and rude masturbation gift!

    The perfect gift for the person who already has everything, and has a rather a passion for self love 😉

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • You are not a unicorn, You are a c*nt! Embroidered Handkerchief

    You are not a unicorn, You are a c*nt! Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything and had a love for swear words and unicorns!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
    They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have F*ck This Sh*t embroidered in a matching thread colour.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • You’re a C*ckwomble, but You’re my C*ckwomble – Embroidered Handkerchief

    You’re a C*ckwomble, but You’re my C*ckwomble – Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for the person who already has everything!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Your Lucky! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    Your F*cking Lucky! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for your groom on the morning of your wedding!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides & grooms – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options