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“Another Year, Another Nose Hair” Hankie
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsDoes your Dad, Grandad, Uncle or husband have too much nose hair? Then they might appreciate this funny birthday handkerchief!
Another year older, another nose hair! – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the person who has too much nose hair!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services. -
#Twt – Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select options#Tw*t – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the person who already has everything and is generally a bit of a tw*t!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
This hankie is perfect for someone who is just a bit of a #Tw*t
Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, dads – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services. -
Begin Each Day With A Blow! – Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsBegin Each Day With A Blow! – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the person who already has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services. -
Best F*ucking Husband Ever! – Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsNeed a cheeky, funny, rude and sweary gift for your husband on your cotton wedding annversary, birthday or Christmas! Then you may have found the perfect gift!
Best F*ucking Husband Ever! – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for your groom on the morning of your wedding, a sure thing to make him smile and look forward to being your husband!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides & grooms – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services. -
Blow Me – Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsBlow Me – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the person who already has everything, and a love of Blow Jobs!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services. -
C*nty Chops – Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsIs your husband or boyfriends nickname C*nty Chops? Then this would make the perfect funny and rude gift!
C*nty Chops – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the person who already has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services. -
CB Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsC*untybollocks – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the person who already has everything and needs a sweary and rude gift!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services. -
Cheer up you grumpy twat – It’s Christmas ! – Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsNeed a cheeky, funny, rude and sweary gift for your husband, Dad, brother, friend or secret Santa for Christmas! Then you may have found the perfect gift!
Cheer up you grumpy twat – It’s Christmas ! – Embroidered Handkerchief
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides & grooms – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services. -
Christmas Wanker ! – Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsNeed a cheeky, funny, rude and sweary gift for your husband, Dad, brother, friend or rude secret Santa gift for Christmas! Then you may have found the perfect gift!
Christmas Wanker ! – Embroidered Handkerchief
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides & grooms – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services. -
Custom Men’s Handkerchief
£16.00 Select optionsCustom Embroidered Handkerchief
This can be the perfect gift for any occasion! Birthdays, Christmas, Proposal, Valentine, Prom, Engagement or Weddings!
Any message can be embroidered (maximum 10 words) onto this cute floral handkerchief.
Choose your embroidery colour from drop down list, and then any offensive, rude or funny message and add into Notes to Seller on Checkout page.Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered.
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.**********************
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We reserve the right to reject any personalisation requests we feel are unacceptable, including but not limited to requests that are deemed racist, homophobic or offensive to any religion.
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CW Embroidered Hankie
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsC*ckwomble – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the person who already has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services. -
Dad you’re a Legend Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsDad you’re a f*cking Legend Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect funny gift for your Dad on Fathers Day!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make the idea gift for an uncle with a brilliant sense of humour!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.