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  • Best F*ucking Husband Ever! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    Need a cheeky, funny, rude and sweary gift for your husband on your cotton wedding annversary, birthday or Christmas! Then you may have found the perfect gift!

    Best F*ucking Husband Ever! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for your groom on the morning of your wedding, a sure thing to make him smile and look forward to being your husband!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides & grooms – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Best Wife Ever! Embroidered Handkerchief

    Best F*cking Wife Ever! Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything! This embroidered handkerchief would make an excellent cotton anniversary gift for your wife.

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
    They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Lady of F*cking Leisure embroidered in a matching thread colour.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Custom Embroidered Handkerchief

    Custom Embroidered Handkerchief

    This can be the perfect gift for any occasion! Birthdays, Christmas, Proposal, Valentine, Prom, Engagement or Weddings!
    Any message can be embroidered (maximum 10 words) onto this cute floral handkerchief.
    Choose your embroidery colour from drop down list, and then any offensive, rude or funny message and add into Notes to Seller on Checkout page.

    Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
    They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Your text embroidered in a matching thread colour.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered.

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

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    We reserve the right to reject any personalisation requests we feel are unacceptable, including but not limited to requests that are deemed racist, homophobic or offensive to any religion.

    Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.

    £16.00 Select options
  • Custom Men’s Handkerchief

    Custom Embroidered Handkerchief

    This can be the perfect gift for any occasion! Birthdays, Christmas, Proposal, Valentine, Prom, Engagement or Weddings!
    Any message can be embroidered (maximum 10 words) onto this cute floral handkerchief.
    Choose your embroidery colour from drop down list, and then any offensive, rude or funny message and add into Notes to Seller on Checkout page.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered.

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    **********************

    Please Read.

    We reserve the right to reject any personalisation requests we feel are unacceptable, including but not limited to requests that are deemed racist, homophobic or offensive to any religion.

    £16.00 Select options
  • Fancy A Fuddle Embroidered Handkerchief

    Fancy A Fuddle Embroidered Handkerchief – Check the Urban Dictionary for the contemporary meaning 😉

    The perfect gift for a rude valentine, a cheeky way to ask them 😉 !

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
    They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Fancy A Fuddle embroidered in a matching thread colour.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Happy Ever After! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    Need a cheeky, funny, rude and sweary gift for your groom on the morning of your wedding, letting him know how lucky he is to married you, then you have found the perfect present!

    Happy F*cking Ever After! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for your groom on the morning of your wedding, a sure thing to make him smile and look forward to being your husband!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides & grooms – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • I Love You ! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    I F*cking Love You ! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for the person who already has everything! This would make a great gift for your groom on the morning of your wedding, or cotton anniversary gift.

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaids, brides and grooms – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Most gorgeous husband ever! Embroidered Handkerchief

    Need a cute gift for groom for the morning of your wedding?

    Most gorgeous husband ever! Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect wedding gift the groom with a great sense of humour! Would also make a funny Cotton Anniversary Gift!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • My Favourite Piece Of Strumpet Embroidered Cotton Handkerchief

    My Favourite Piece Of Strumpet Embroidered Cotton Handkerchief – a great 2nd Anniversary or Cotton Anniversary Gift!

    A unique gift for someone with a wicked sense of humour!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
    They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have My Favourite Piece Of Strumpet embroidered in a matching thread colour.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options