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#DaftTwt Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select options#DaftTw*t Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have #DaftTw*t embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Best Mum ever! Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsGreat profanity Mothers Day Handkerchief, or this could make a great Sweary Mothers Birthday Gift!
The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything! Best f*cking Mum ever! Handkerchief
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Don’t Cry You’re Only F*cking 35! embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Best Wife Ever! Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsBest F*cking Wife Ever! Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything! This embroidered handkerchief would make an excellent cotton anniversary gift for your wife.
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Lady of F*cking Leisure embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Big girl pants – Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsBig girl pants – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady who needs a little bit of a lift after a bad break up – this handkerchief will make her smile and know that you care.
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Drinks Like A Fish, Swears Like A Sailor embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Btch Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select options#B*tch Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have #B*tch embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Bucket Hankie
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsBucket F*nny Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Bucket F*nny embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Chin Chin Up Ya Bum Hankie
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsChin Chin Up Ya Bum Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the person who needs a laugh!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Chin Chin Up Ya B*m embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Custom Embroidered Handkerchief
£16.00 Select optionsCustom Embroidered Handkerchief
This can be the perfect gift for any occasion! Birthdays, Christmas, Proposal, Valentine, Prom, Engagement or Weddings!
Any message can be embroidered (maximum 10 words) onto this cute floral handkerchief.
Choose your embroidery colour from drop down list, and then any offensive, rude or funny message and add into Notes to Seller on Checkout page.Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Your text embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered.
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.**********************
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We reserve the right to reject any personalisation requests we feel are unacceptable, including but not limited to requests that are deemed racist, homophobic or offensive to any religion.
Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Dirty Btch Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsDirty B*tch Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have #B*tch embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Don’t cry because it’s over – Smile because it’s finally f*ucking over! Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsDon’t cry because it’s over – Smile because it’s finally f*ucking over! Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady who needs a little bit of a lift after a bad break up – this handkerchief will make her smile and know that you care.
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Drinks Like A Fish, Swears Like A Sailor embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Don’t Cry You’re Only 35 Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsDon’t Cry You’re Only F*cking 35 Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Don’t Cry You’re Only F*cking 35! embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Don’t Cry You’re Only 50 Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsDon’t Cry You’re Only F*cking 50 Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady turning 50!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Don’t Cry You’re Only F*cking 50! embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.