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Best Mum ever! Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsGreat profanity Mothers Day Handkerchief, or this could make a great Sweary Mothers Birthday Gift!
The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything! Best f*cking Mum ever! Handkerchief
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Don’t Cry You’re Only F*cking 35! embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Custom Embroidered Handkerchief
£16.00 Select optionsCustom Embroidered Handkerchief
This can be the perfect gift for any occasion! Birthdays, Christmas, Proposal, Valentine, Prom, Engagement or Weddings!
Any message can be embroidered (maximum 10 words) onto this cute floral handkerchief.
Choose your embroidery colour from drop down list, and then any offensive, rude or funny message and add into Notes to Seller on Checkout page.Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Your text embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered.
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.**********************
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We reserve the right to reject any personalisation requests we feel are unacceptable, including but not limited to requests that are deemed racist, homophobic or offensive to any religion.
Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Dirty Btch Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsDirty B*tch Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have #B*tch embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Drinks Like A Fish, Swears Like A Sailor Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsDrinks Like A Fish, Swears Like A Sailor Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady who is a little rough around the edges, for all the right reasons!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Drinks Like A Fish, Swears Like A Sailor embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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F*cking Great Mum Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsF*cking Great Mum Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have F*cking Great Mum embroidered in a matching thread colour.
Perfect for when you need a bit of exclamation and profanity to tell her how you really feel!Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for Mothers Day, Christmas, and Birthday Gifts!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Gin Embroidered Hankie
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsGin Whore Embroidered Handkerchief – perfect Gin lovers gift!
The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything and a liking for gin!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Snotty B*tch embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Happy Tears, New Baby. Sad Tears, Sore V*gina Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsHappy Tears, New Baby. Sad Tears, Sore V*gina Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for a new mum with a wonderful sense of humour!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Happy Tears, New Baby. Sad Tears, Sore V*gina embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Hot Flush Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsHot Flush Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything and struggling with the menopause!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Hot Flush embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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It’s A Handkerchief Because I’m A F*cking Lady Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsIt’s A Handkerchief Because I’m A F*cking Lady Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect lady gift for the lady who already has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have It’s A Handkerchief Because I’m A F*cking Lady embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Lady C*ntingdon Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsLady C*ntingdon Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady who has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Lady C*ntingdon embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Lady of F*cking Leisure Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsLady of F*cking Leisure Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Lady of F*cking Leisure embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Mum You’re A Legend Embroidered Hankie
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsGreat profanity Mothers Day Handkerchief, or this could make a great Sweary Mothers Birthday Gift!
The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Don’t Cry You’re Only F*cking 35! embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.