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Best F*ucking Husband Ever! – Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsNeed a cheeky, funny, rude and sweary gift for your husband on your cotton wedding annversary, birthday or Christmas! Then you may have found the perfect gift!
Best F*ucking Husband Ever! – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for your groom on the morning of your wedding, a sure thing to make him smile and look forward to being your husband!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides & grooms – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services. -
Best Wife Ever! Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsBest F*cking Wife Ever! Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything! This embroidered handkerchief would make an excellent cotton anniversary gift for your wife.
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Lady of F*cking Leisure embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Blow Me – Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsBlow Me – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the person who already has everything, and a love of Blow Jobs!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services. -
Custom Embroidered Handkerchief
£16.00 Select optionsCustom Embroidered Handkerchief
This can be the perfect gift for any occasion! Birthdays, Christmas, Proposal, Valentine, Prom, Engagement or Weddings!
Any message can be embroidered (maximum 10 words) onto this cute floral handkerchief.
Choose your embroidery colour from drop down list, and then any offensive, rude or funny message and add into Notes to Seller on Checkout page.Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Your text embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered.
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.**********************
Please Read.
We reserve the right to reject any personalisation requests we feel are unacceptable, including but not limited to requests that are deemed racist, homophobic or offensive to any religion.
Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Custom Men’s Handkerchief
£16.00 Select optionsCustom Embroidered Handkerchief
This can be the perfect gift for any occasion! Birthdays, Christmas, Proposal, Valentine, Prom, Engagement or Weddings!
Any message can be embroidered (maximum 10 words) onto this cute floral handkerchief.
Choose your embroidery colour from drop down list, and then any offensive, rude or funny message and add into Notes to Seller on Checkout page.Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered.
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.**********************
Please Read.
We reserve the right to reject any personalisation requests we feel are unacceptable, including but not limited to requests that are deemed racist, homophobic or offensive to any religion.
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CW Embroidered Hankie
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsC*ckwomble – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the person who already has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services. -
Fancy A Fuddle Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsFancy A Fuddle Embroidered Handkerchief – Check the Urban Dictionary for the contemporary meaning 😉
The perfect gift for a rude valentine, a cheeky way to ask them 😉 !
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Fancy A Fuddle embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Fit As – Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsFit As F*ck – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the person who already has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services. -
Fit as Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsFit as F*ck Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Fit as F*ck embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Happy Ever After! – Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsNeed a cheeky, funny, rude and sweary gift for your groom on the morning of your wedding, letting him know how lucky he is to married you, then you have found the perfect present!
Happy F*cking Ever After! – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for your groom on the morning of your wedding, a sure thing to make him smile and look forward to being your husband!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides & grooms – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services. -
Happy Valentines Day! – Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsHappy F*cking Valentine ! – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the person who already has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services. -
I Love You ! – Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsI F*cking Love You ! – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the person who already has everything! This would make a great gift for your groom on the morning of your wedding, or cotton anniversary gift.
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaids, brides and grooms – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.