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  • Best F*ucking Husband Ever! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    Need a cheeky, funny, rude and sweary gift for your husband on your cotton wedding annversary, birthday or Christmas! Then you may have found the perfect gift!

    Best F*ucking Husband Ever! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for your groom on the morning of your wedding, a sure thing to make him smile and look forward to being your husband!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides & grooms – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Best Wife Ever! Embroidered Handkerchief

    Best F*cking Wife Ever! Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything! This embroidered handkerchief would make an excellent cotton anniversary gift for your wife.

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
    They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Lady of F*cking Leisure embroidered in a matching thread colour.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Custom Embroidered Handkerchief

    Custom Embroidered Handkerchief

    This can be the perfect gift for any occasion! Birthdays, Christmas, Proposal, Valentine, Prom, Engagement or Weddings!
    Any message can be embroidered (maximum 10 words) onto this cute floral handkerchief.
    Choose your embroidery colour from drop down list, and then any offensive, rude or funny message and add into Notes to Seller on Checkout page.

    Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
    They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Your text embroidered in a matching thread colour.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered.

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

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    We reserve the right to reject any personalisation requests we feel are unacceptable, including but not limited to requests that are deemed racist, homophobic or offensive to any religion.

    Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.

    £16.00 Select options
  • Custom Men’s Handkerchief

    Custom Embroidered Handkerchief

    This can be the perfect gift for any occasion! Birthdays, Christmas, Proposal, Valentine, Prom, Engagement or Weddings!
    Any message can be embroidered (maximum 10 words) onto this cute floral handkerchief.
    Choose your embroidery colour from drop down list, and then any offensive, rude or funny message and add into Notes to Seller on Checkout page.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered.

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    **********************

    Please Read.

    We reserve the right to reject any personalisation requests we feel are unacceptable, including but not limited to requests that are deemed racist, homophobic or offensive to any religion.

    £16.00 Select options
  • Don’t be late! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    Need a cheeky, funny, rude and sweary gift for your groom on the morning of your wedding, letting him know not to be late for your wedding, then you have found the perfect present!

    Don’t be F*cking late! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for your groom on the morning of your wedding, a sure thing to make him smile and look forward to being your husband!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides & grooms – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Don’t be Late! Embroidered Handkerchief

    Looking for a funny bridal hankie, then you’ve found the perfect one!

    Don’t be F*cking Late! Embroidered Handkerchief – A great gift from groom to bride on the morning of your wedding – reminding her not to be late!
    Have it embroidered with blue with a blue flower and it’s the brides Something Blue too!

    The perfect gift for the bride who already has everything!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
    They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Pubes Not Boobs embroidered in a matching thread colour.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Fancy A Fuddle Embroidered Handkerchief

    Fancy A Fuddle Embroidered Handkerchief – Check the Urban Dictionary for the contemporary meaning 😉

    The perfect gift for a rude valentine, a cheeky way to ask them 😉 !

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
    They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Fancy A Fuddle embroidered in a matching thread colour.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Happy Ever After! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    Need a cheeky, funny, rude and sweary gift for your groom on the morning of your wedding, letting him know how lucky he is to married you, then you have found the perfect present!

    Happy F*cking Ever After! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for your groom on the morning of your wedding, a sure thing to make him smile and look forward to being your husband!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides & grooms – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Happy F*cking Wedding Day! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    Need a cheeky, funny, rude and sweary gift for your groom on the morning of your wedding, letting him know how lucky he is to married you, then you have found the perfect present!

    Happy F*cking weddind Day! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for your groom on the morning of your wedding, a sure thing to make him smile and look forward to being your husband!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides & grooms – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Happy Wedding Day Embroidered Handkerchief

    Happy F*cking Wedding Day Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for a bride with a cracking sense of humour! Have it embroidered in blue and it can be the brides Something Blue too!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
    They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Happy F*cking Wedding Day embroidered in a matching thread colour.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • Holy Sht Your getting Married! Embroidered Handkerchief

    Looking for a funny bridal hankie, then you’ve found the perfect one!

    Holy Sh*t Your getting Married! Embroidered Handkerchief – A great gift for the bride on the morning of her wedding!
    Have it embroidered with blue with a blue flower and it’s the brides Something Blue too!

    The perfect gift for the bride who already has everything!

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
    They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Holy Shit your getting married embroidered in a matching thread colour.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options
  • I Love You ! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    I F*cking Love You ! – Embroidered Handkerchief

    The perfect gift for the person who already has everything! This would make a great gift for your groom on the morning of your wedding, or cotton anniversary gift.

    We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

    Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.

    Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
    They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

    Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

    Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaids, brides and grooms – anyone who likes a giggle!

    All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.

    Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
    If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.

    £11.00£14.00 Select options