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Happy Birthday Cunt Embroidered Handkerchief

29 Mar
Happy Birthday Cunt Embroidered Handkerchief
Smutty Hankie Gift Box

£12.00 – £15.00

This Happy Birthday Cunt Embroidered Handkerchief is the perfect birthday gift for your favourite cunt!

Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton. They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box and are sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

This cheeky hankie makes the ideal gift for a man with a brilliant sense of humour!

  • Embroidered with the phrase “Happy Birthday Cunt”
  • 40cm Square
  • 100% Cotton
  • Embroidered in your choice of colour
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SKU: mens #88 Category: Mens Hankies
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Happy Birthday Cunt Embroidered Handkerchief

This Happy Birthday Cunt Embroidered Handkerchief is the perfect birthday gift for your favourite cunt!

Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton. They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.

Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box and are sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.

This cheeky hankie makes the ideal gift for a man with a brilliant sense of humour!

  • Embroidered with the phrase “Happy Birthday Cunt”
  • 40cm Square
  • 100% Cotton
  • Embroidered in your choice of colour

All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies’ floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom order for you.

About The Smutty Handkerchief Company

We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.

Our aim is to make funny and smutty handkerchiefs for all occasions, from job promotions, new babies to big birthdays and bestie mate gifts…. any occasion that calls for a gift and a giggle! I truly want people to laugh out loud when they open one of my Smutty Handkerchiefs!

Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – get in touch to find out more

Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.

If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery upon request

Additional information

Embroidery colour

Black, Dark Green, Dark Grey, Navy, Red

Add a date to your hankie?

No, Yes

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