£12.00 – £15.00
This Pubes Not Boobs Embroidered Handkerchief is the perfect funny bridal hankie. This refers to wear the bride should hold her bouquet…. by her pubes not her boobs! Have it embroidered with blue with a blue flower and it’s the brides Something Blue too!
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To complement the pretty little flower, you can have the quote embroidered in a matching thread colour.
Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box and are sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaids and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
- Embroidered with the phrase “Pubes Not Boobs”
- 28cm Square
- 100% Cotton
- Embroidered in your choice of colour
- Flower embroidery design may differ from photograph.
Description
Pubes Not Boobs Embroidered Handkerchief
This Pubes Not Boobs Embroidered Handkerchief is the perfect funny bridal hankie. This refers to wear the bride should hold her bouquet…. by her pubes not her boobs! Have it embroidered with blue with a blue flower and it’s the brides Something Blue too!
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To complement the pretty little flower, you can have the quote embroidered in a matching thread colour.
Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box and are sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaids and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
- Embroidered with the phrase “Pubes Not Boobs”
- 28cm Square
- 100% Cotton
- Embroidered in your choice of colour
- Flower embroidery design may differ from photograph.
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies’ floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom order for you.
About The Smutty Handkerchief Company
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our aim is to make funny and smutty handkerchiefs for all occasions, from job promotions, new babies to big birthdays and bestie mate gifts…. any occasion that calls for a gift and a giggle! I truly want people to laugh out loud when they open one of my Smutty Handkerchiefs!
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – get in touch to find out more
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery upon request