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“Another Year, Another Nose Hair” Hankie
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsDoes your Dad, Grandad, Uncle or husband have too much nose hair? Then they might appreciate this funny birthday handkerchief!
Another year older, another nose hair! – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the person who has too much nose hair!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services. -
#DaftTwt Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select options#DaftTw*t Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have #DaftTw*t embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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#Twt – Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select options#Tw*t – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the person who already has everything and is generally a bit of a tw*t!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
This hankie is perfect for someone who is just a bit of a #Tw*t
Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, dads – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services. -
Begin Each Day With A Blow! – Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsBegin Each Day With A Blow! – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the person who already has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services. -
Best F*ucking Husband Ever! – Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsNeed a cheeky, funny, rude and sweary gift for your husband on your cotton wedding annversary, birthday or Christmas! Then you may have found the perfect gift!
Best F*ucking Husband Ever! – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for your groom on the morning of your wedding, a sure thing to make him smile and look forward to being your husband!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides & grooms – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services. -
Best Mum ever! Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsGreat profanity Mothers Day Handkerchief, or this could make a great Sweary Mothers Birthday Gift!
The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything! Best f*cking Mum ever! Handkerchief
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Don’t Cry You’re Only F*cking 35! embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Best Wife Christmas Hankie
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsNeed a cheeky, funny, rude and sweary gift for your best friend, wife or secret Santa for your sister, or work colleague! Then you may have found the perfect gift Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect funny & sweary gift for the Best Wife Ever!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Keep Your Sh*t Together embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Best Wife Ever! Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsBest F*cking Wife Ever! Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything! This embroidered handkerchief would make an excellent cotton anniversary gift for your wife.
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Lady of F*cking Leisure embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Big girl pants – Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsBig girl pants – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady who needs a little bit of a lift after a bad break up – this handkerchief will make her smile and know that you care.
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Drinks Like A Fish, Swears Like A Sailor embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Blow Me – Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsBlow Me – Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the person who already has everything, and a love of Blow Jobs!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised men’s handkerchiefs are approx 40cm square and 100% cotton.
They can be embroidered in a choice of colours.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal funny gifts for friends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – anyone who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services. -
Btch Embroidered Handkerchief
£11.00 – £14.00 Select options#B*tch Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have #B*tch embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.
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Bucket Hankie
£11.00 – £14.00 Select optionsBucket F*nny Embroidered Handkerchief
The perfect gift for the lady who already has everything!
We have been embroidering personalised handkerchiefs for the last 9 years on our sister Etsy Shop Extra Special Touch. After getting requests for particularly rude (and very funny) embroidered hankies, we decided to set up The Smutty Handkerchief Company in December 2017.
Our handkerchiefs are individually embroidered in our Nottingham Studio. Many of our handkerchiefs have set slogans embroidered, however, you can have completely personalised messages embroidered – just look in our Shop Section “Custom Hankies”.
Our personalised ladies handkerchiefs are approx 28cm square and 100% cotton.
They have a traditional flower embroidered, in a choice of colours. To compliment the pretty little flower, you can have Bucket F*nny embroidered in a matching thread colour.Our funny handkerchiefs come in a white gift box, and sealed with a The Smutty Handkerchief label. We also include a little gift tag to write your own personal message.
Our funny and smutty handkerchiefs make ideal gifts for girlfriends, secret Santa, birthday gifts, bridesmaid and brides – any lady who likes a giggle!
All of our slogans can be embroidered onto ladies floral hankies or large men’s plain hankies. If you can’t see what you need, please get in touch and we can create a custom listing for you.
Standard postage is £3.00 via Royal Mail 2nd Class Signed For, and dispatched within 7 days.
If you wish you can upgrade to First Class Signed For or Special Delivery – which are quicker services.Flower embroidery design may be differ from photograph.